solar powered anticipation machine (moireach) wrote in kovsky_daily,
solar powered anticipation machine
moireach
kovsky_daily

  • Mood:

I feel it is my civic duty to inform the public of this new development.

ELJAY EXPOZAY: KOVSKY CRUSHES ON SELF

Dear gentlereaders, straight from the horse's mouth. Keyboard. Whatev:

annakovsky: because who doesn't want to make out with themselves?
Your lowly informant: Heeeeee!
annakovsky: I know I do!
annakovsky: hee. kidding. I think.
Your lowly informant: Don't lie, your secret is totally out! ;)
annakovsky: OMG DON"T TELL!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Finally, a face to put on those shadowy rumors over EXACTLY WHY she dumped poor knocked up heartthrob Orlando Bloom. Her affections have moved on to the only person she deems equal to her Kovskiness: HERSELF. One suspects perhaps a textbook could be written on this shocking display of narcissism. Make of this information what you will.
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic
  • 11 comments