Dear gentlereaders, straight from the horse's mouth. Keyboard. Whatev:
annakovsky: because who doesn't want to make out with themselves?
Your lowly informant: Heeeeee!
annakovsky: I know I do!
annakovsky: hee. kidding. I think.
Your lowly informant: Don't lie, your secret is totally out! ;)
annakovsky: OMG DON"T TELL!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Finally, a face to put on those shadowy rumors over EXACTLY WHY she dumped poor knocked up heartthrob Orlando Bloom. Her affections have moved on to the only person she deems equal to her Kovskiness: HERSELF. One suspects perhaps a textbook could be written on this shocking display of narcissism. Make of this information what you will.