Stabbed in the Back by Kovsky
Crackfic. L&O: SVU/weird miscellany.
"So let me get this straight, sir," Olivia said slowly. "You claim that this ... encounter ... left you pregnant."
"Yeah. I mean, that's just not on, right?"
"Sir, even if what you're suggesting was biologically possible, if you consented then it's not a crime. But if you like, I can let you talk to our psychiatrist..."
"I'm not crazy! Look, I just want to fill out a complaint form, okay? Get all this on the record."
She sighed again and pulled out the forms. "It's your career, buddy."
"My name is O-R-L--"
"Yeah, I know how it's spelled."
A/N: Journal title is, of course, swmbo's. Also, this is more mpreg than I ever wanted to write. *twitch*