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Orlando's New Hobby Aug. 17th, 2006 @ 04:00 pm
zoniduck
From yesterday's Gawker Stalker:

Orlando Bloom on a skateboard in Williamsburg dazzling the ladies waiting for the bus on Bedford & Broadway at about 4:00pm Saturday afternoon!

Perhaps Orlando is brushing up on his skateboarding skills with a look toward wooing Kovsky back? I still hope those crazy kids can work it out, if only for little Zen's sake. *sigh*
Current Mood: crazycrazy

Orlando's woman troubles Sep. 8th, 2005 @ 12:51 am
spicedrum
In this week's preview of Ted Casablanca's column (shut up), he discusses how Orlando probably did mess around with Kirsten Dunst, and how Kate is not happy with him. Now, people are saying that Orli might be hooking up with Keira Knightly on the set of his new movie.

This makes me sick!!

Why won't people leave him alone? Kovsky really did a number on him, and the poor guy is just trying to find someone to be a mother to his child!


WHEN WILL YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, KOVSKY?!

omg! Orlando with baby pictures! Jan. 25th, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
calendae
Kovsky! How can you deny this baby your love!? You are coldhearted.

The first one is a little dark, but you can tell it's him! I am ashamed of you for up and leaving him. With an illegitimate child to boot!Collapse )

For shame, Kovsky. For shame. Do you hate everything?
Current Mood: amusedamused

Update Oct. 26th, 2004 @ 12:02 pm
swmbo
Rumors that Kovsky is currently nekkid can neither be confirmed nor denied.

She will, however, be released from incarceration sometime this afternoon and again be able to rejoin us on LJ.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

because, apparently, I have way too much time on my hands Oct. 25th, 2004 @ 12:18 am
snarkhunter
...except for the part where I don't.

***

Everyone thought she was in the hospital in Kentucky, recovering from surgery, so Kovsky felt safe in opening the door to what appeared to be her friendly neighborhood proselytizer. By the time she realized her mistake, it was too late.

"Kovsky?" the girl asked. She was scowling.

"Are you one of Orli's minions? Because I told him I didn't want anything to do with him!"

"Uh...no."

"If you're from the media, I have no comment." (Come to think of it, the girl did look familiar...)

The girl pushed her short, shiny hair behind one ear and strolled past Kovsky into the apartment.

"Hey!" Kovsky cried, as a niggling worry began to manifest itself in her brain.

"Orli didn't send me, though Xander said to tell you that Dom's pissed at you, and he's been giving Xander a hard time of it lately."

"Xander?" Kovsky whimpered.

"Oh, I'm Dawn, by the way. It's nice to finally meet you."

***

Any volunteers to be the next to record these historic events before our dear Kovsky returns?

PS The above has been sent to Kovsky in a card. This may be all she sees...or not.

I feel it is my civic duty to inform the public of this new development. Oct. 21st, 2004 @ 09:48 pm
moireach
ELJAY EXPOZAY: KOVSKY CRUSHES ON SELF

Dear gentlereaders, straight from the horse's mouth. Keyboard. Whatev:

annakovsky: because who doesn't want to make out with themselves?
Your lowly informant: Heeeeee!
annakovsky: I know I do!
annakovsky: hee. kidding. I think.
Your lowly informant: Don't lie, your secret is totally out! ;)
annakovsky: OMG DON"T TELL!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Finally, a face to put on those shadowy rumors over EXACTLY WHY she dumped poor knocked up heartthrob Orlando Bloom. Her affections have moved on to the only person she deems equal to her Kovskiness: HERSELF. One suspects perhaps a textbook could be written on this shocking display of narcissism. Make of this information what you will.
Current Mood: amusedamused

Aww...sho sweet! Oct. 5th, 2004 @ 06:32 pm
calendae
Orli's embracing his pregnancy!Collapse )
Current Mood: chippercharmed

Sep. 27th, 2004 @ 07:58 am
bear
I wrote this for this week's challenge at lawandorder100, an L&O drabble community -- but I think it is also appropriate to post here. (Challenge was to use any previous challenge from the community. I chose the "title your drabble with the title of an lj" one.)


Stabbed in the Back by Kovsky
Crackfic. L&O: SVU/weird miscellany.

Hee.Collapse )

Aug. 27th, 2004 @ 10:33 am
myriad69
It seems that not only is the assiduous Kovsky running around impregnating movie star pretty boys, but she's ALSO infecting her dear friends with unknown viruses.

Poor, innocent swmbo is unwell today, and we blame Kovsky.

When in doubt, Blame Kovsky!!

Orlikov tig. Aug. 24th, 2004 @ 09:36 am
calendae
Come on, y'all! Kovsky's missing until Thursday. I say we use this space to write beautiful Orlikov scenes to surprise her when she gets back. I know she'll love it! Everyone should contribute a bit.



Louisville summers are hot and humid. Days are long and people are tired. Dogs are even more tired. Because of the fur. They get really hot. So it wasn't a surprise that Orlando was down at the water with his dogs and a few strays that he picked up along the way. What was a surprise was who he met at the shore.

Approaching in the distance, her face blurred by the sun, was the coolest person he'd ever seen. He heard her voice before he saw her face.

"Dude, cool dogs." She stopped and played with Spot III for a moment. "Wait, are you international film star and dog lover, Orlando Bloom?"

Her face came into focus and Orlando's life finally made sense. "Why yes. I am. And are you Kovsky? Writer of Xom and all around mystery?"
Current Mood: artisticartistic

Aug. 20th, 2004 @ 01:43 am
snarkhunter
So, I heard a rumor today that Kovsky may have left Orlando for Hannah Wood.

Can anyone confirm/deny? Offer evidence?

Aug. 18th, 2004 @ 12:07 am
bear
I found this article on MSN today, after beginning to suspect that Kovsky does not have a high opinion of antennae. The article has since been taken down, but I was fortunate to have taken a screencap -- which I now share with you.

Shocking breakup details!Collapse )

Where WAS Kovsky? Aug. 17th, 2004 @ 03:36 pm
swmbo
Oh, she'd like us to believe that she spent two weeks in the Canadian wilderness, slaving away on Xom in the peace and quiet, in order to serve us.

However, the facts speak for themselves. Nobody saw Kovsky during that period - she vanished from LJ, from AIM, from text messages and from phone.

After time passes, she sends me a text message from "Indiana", after she supposedly crossed over from Canada. Because that's when her cell phone worked. And yet, a careful examination of maps of the US and Canada show that Indiana does not border Canada.

As we research the matter further, more misinformation comes to light. Kovsky posts proudly that she has finished the Xom. That it is complete and will shortly be posted on her site. Since, after all, that's what she was 'working' on during her mysterious absence.

And yet it is not posted. Suddenly, her computer has 'broken'. She can't access her information. She's taken it to Best Buy. It should only be a day or so. And yet now, days after she supposedly took it in, she claims they're holding her computer hostage. It will be several more days.

I must say, I am skeptical that she did finish this Xom. That she ever went to Canada at all. She was up to something and is now trying to cover her tracks. The question is...WHAT, exactly, was she really up to?

The Truth is Out There
Current Mood: surprisedsuspicious

Inspired by Calendae's art post Aug. 16th, 2004 @ 08:32 am
stumpy_fan
I thought I'd do some drawing and painting of an OrliKov inspired variety. They're the cutest couple ever, even if Orli is a little young (in mind, if not age)and naive for her.

Mixed media pieces inspired by Orlando and Kovsky's tumultous relationshipCollapse )

Thanks for looking! I hope you enjoy all my hard work!
Current Mood: happyhappy

TV-tainment Weekly Aug. 15th, 2004 @ 11:54 pm
spicedrum
It looks like the story's hitting other media outlets, folks. Any idea if kovsky's gonna release an official statement?

dom hates kovsky!!?!Collapse )

I'm trying to keep my eye open for any articles about this. If you happen to come across any that I'm not posting, let me know so I can try to get the magazine and scan it in for everybody!
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